The Precious Princess's Guide to Bananaland

Complete and utter nonsense rambling about kids, boys, work and other stuff I find particularly funny...

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My super-dee-duperdy collection of reasons why...I hate kids.

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Precious Princess of Banananland: I am a self-proclaimed member of the mentally hilarious. I have been referred to as living under a rock stocked with vodka and anger when in reality I live under a rock stocked with vodka, anger, and pizza. I have shithead 15 year old girl kid and we live in what I lovingly refer to as Bananaland. Bananaland is more a state of mind than a physical place. I’ve lived there FORever. Read a few posts, you’ll see. Promise. I know stuff. Also, I hate people. And karaoke. Oh, and I hate kids. I'm not a mommy blogger, but I will blog about the kids. Anyway, I'll add more later. I'm gonna go write stuff. Incidentally? That's why I'm here. I've always wanted to write a book. And I'm funny. And cute (that really doesn't matter, but you should know). Soooo, here I am.

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