The Precious Princess's Guide to Bananaland

Is English your second language?  In the grimy underworld of online dating, this seems to be the question I want to begin most messages with...

Sad Frown Vodka Face.  I have this.  I have this a lot. Not because vodka makes me sad but because people make me sad. There are bad people ...

Dear single dudes, This letter is to inform you that I'd really like you to wake the fuck up.   And shut the fuck up.  Just stop.  Pic...

It's been months since I've put pen to paper or opened my laptop. I'm tired.  I'm depressed.  I wake up every day searchin...

A perfect day - anything goes - no boundaries My day begins the usual way.  I drag my slovenly ass out of the bed (the alarm begins ...

I am the current keeper of a piece of parenting advice that I wish to hell somebody would have given me when I was with child.   Because I ...

Post originally published on the  Original Bunker Punks  website because they rock and I am one.  A punk.  An old punk, but a punk.  Grow...