The Precious Princess's Guide to Bananaland

Complete and utter nonsense rambling about kids, boys, work and other stuff I find particularly funny...

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Thursday, August 28, 2014

Dating - Part Duece - You know you've been single too long if...

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You don't know the definition of dating.  This is really the first step if you're going to date.  It's not difficult to know. ...
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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Vacation made me sad

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How vacation made me sad… Recently I took a short trip with my Mini and the Drunken Queen.  It was a fantastic before-school-starts trip. ...
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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Dating Profile Dont's

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I have joined the throng of weird motherfuckers on the dating websites.  Mostly for research but I’m having a blast.  I’ve never met so man...
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Saturday, June 14, 2014

Why Father's Day Sucks (for me)

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Those of you who have been around Bananaland for a while, you know all about  Jimbo (click for link to blog post) .  He was a great Dad.  He...
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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

100 Happy days with Silence of the Mom - weeks 4&5

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Soooo, I missed out on last week cuz I was off being a grown up & stuff.  Real life put the kibosh on my blogomania.  Anywho, I'm ba...
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

100 Happy Days with Silence of the Mom (week 3)

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So it's week three, days #15-21 of the 100 Happy Days with that really cool bitch,  Silence of the Mom . I had a busy as shit week (Sp...
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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Silence of the Mom's Happy 100 Days - Week 2

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So it's Week 2 and I'm still going.  100 Happy Days, Bananaland Style.  Thanks again to my bitchacho,  Silence of the Mom , for the...
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Precious Princess of Banananland
I am a self-proclaimed member of the mentally hilarious. I have been referred to as living under a rock stocked with vodka and anger when in reality I live under a rock stocked with vodka, anger, and pizza. I have shithead 15 year old girl kid and we live in what I lovingly refer to as Bananaland. Bananaland is more a state of mind than a physical place. I’ve lived there FORever. Read a few posts, you’ll see. Promise. I know stuff. Also, I hate people. And karaoke. Oh, and I hate kids. I'm not a mommy blogger, but I will blog about the kids. Anyway, I'll add more later. I'm gonna go write stuff. Incidentally? That's why I'm here. I've always wanted to write a book. And I'm funny. And cute (that really doesn't matter, but you should know). Soooo, here I am.
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