The Precious Princess's Guide to Bananaland

Complete and utter nonsense rambling about kids, boys, work and other stuff I find particularly funny...

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Saturday, June 13, 2015

Vacation Tips

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So my favorite thing in the whole wide world is vacation.  This year I decided to share some of my learned vacation tips.  I'm cool like...
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Thursday, May 14, 2015

6 reasons being pregnant sucked ass

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I hated being pregnant.  Everything about it irked the shit out of me. All of the “old hat” moms told me that pregnancy was great. They tol...
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Saturday, May 9, 2015

My Perfect Mother's Day Dream

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I know everybody has their own dream about the "Perfect Mother's Day.  I have mine too.  It's awesome.  It would have to go do...
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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

That Woman

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I’m becoming that woman…   I am slowly becoming that woman that I read about in books.   I have always envied her.   Her will is amazin...
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Monday, April 27, 2015

Naked, Afraid, Ashamed, and Proud

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Written and first published on thecoolgirl.com.   This post has been a long time coming.  While I'm outwardly gregarious, flirty, cute...

Nobody Wants to See Your Shit

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This post was written for and originally published on Original Bunker Punks Some content doesn't belong on socia media.  There are ce...
Sunday, April 19, 2015

Friends? #FriendshipRevolution

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A few days ago I was asked what friendship means to me:  In a nutshell it means you put up with my crazy and I’ll put up with yours. ...
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Precious Princess of Banananland
I am a self-proclaimed member of the mentally hilarious. I have been referred to as living under a rock stocked with vodka and anger when in reality I live under a rock stocked with vodka, anger, and pizza. I have shithead 15 year old girl kid and we live in what I lovingly refer to as Bananaland. Bananaland is more a state of mind than a physical place. I’ve lived there FORever. Read a few posts, you’ll see. Promise. I know stuff. Also, I hate people. And karaoke. Oh, and I hate kids. I'm not a mommy blogger, but I will blog about the kids. Anyway, I'll add more later. I'm gonna go write stuff. Incidentally? That's why I'm here. I've always wanted to write a book. And I'm funny. And cute (that really doesn't matter, but you should know). Soooo, here I am.
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