The Precious Princess's Guide to Bananaland

Complete and utter nonsense rambling about kids, boys, work and other stuff I find particularly funny...

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Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Angst

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It's been months since I've put pen to paper or opened my laptop. I'm tired.  I'm depressed.  I wake up every day searchin...
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Thursday, September 10, 2015

It's such a perfect day

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A perfect day - anything goes - no boundaries My day begins the usual way.  I drag my slovenly ass out of the bed (the alarm begins ...
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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Liquid Parenting Advice

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I am the current keeper of a piece of parenting advice that I wish to hell somebody would have given me when I was with child.   Because I ...
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Thursday, June 18, 2015

“Dance with the one what brung ya”

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Post originally published on the  Original Bunker Punks  website because they rock and I am one.  A punk.  An old punk, but a punk.  Grow...
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Saturday, June 13, 2015

Vacation Tips

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So my favorite thing in the whole wide world is vacation.  This year I decided to share some of my learned vacation tips.  I'm cool like...
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Thursday, May 14, 2015

6 reasons being pregnant sucked ass

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I hated being pregnant.  Everything about it irked the shit out of me. All of the “old hat” moms told me that pregnancy was great. They tol...
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Saturday, May 9, 2015

My Perfect Mother's Day Dream

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I know everybody has their own dream about the "Perfect Mother's Day.  I have mine too.  It's awesome.  It would have to go do...
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Precious Princess of Banananland
I am a self-proclaimed member of the mentally hilarious. I have been referred to as living under a rock stocked with vodka and anger when in reality I live under a rock stocked with vodka, anger, and pizza. I have shithead 15 year old girl kid and we live in what I lovingly refer to as Bananaland. Bananaland is more a state of mind than a physical place. I’ve lived there FORever. Read a few posts, you’ll see. Promise. I know stuff. Also, I hate people. And karaoke. Oh, and I hate kids. I'm not a mommy blogger, but I will blog about the kids. Anyway, I'll add more later. I'm gonna go write stuff. Incidentally? That's why I'm here. I've always wanted to write a book. And I'm funny. And cute (that really doesn't matter, but you should know). Soooo, here I am.
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